To celebrate the recent surge in listeners, we are releasing this show 7 minutes early. ;)

Thanks to everyone for listening, and no thanks to that scoundrel Uncle Rico of Placebo Supplements for failing to sponsor us this week. Football championship tomorrow! No thanks to you, Uncle Rico. Serves you right.

Also, I have no clue as to where the interns are this week. They have left me high and dry to edit this show on my own.