It’s the Holidays you code-switching Hawaiian Kings and Queens, so get those baby shovels out and start diggin’ some smut up from the backyard with Carlo…We’re holdin’ a mixed deck of baby shovels, buds, boxes, and farty butts this Christmas season as we talk Tony Gwynn Queen of Hearts, untempered Ds, and Big Tape!“No, she’s sexy, but she’s not short.”“Put an apple in that Christmas hog!”#Aladong #HunkyBalds #HolidayHornies #ChrisHansensHardDiamonds