Vote with your legs and follow these Apostle Tony’s as they untangle the matted mystery that is the “Geelong Bum”…Before you Google Penis-Hole please heed this advice: Never pass up a chip-joke, never trust a clown in miltary boots, and never ever ever open that spare bucket of skin!“Leave the brains and the butt-cheeks, they’re from France.”“You can’t just fold skin like a shirt!”#GeelongBum #BucketOfSkin #CandiedIt #CaseyMilhouseVanNixon