Lace up those red boots, wash yourselves in the sink, and drink your tissue-tonics cuz this one’s conspiratorial…“You don’t take-ah from us! We take-ah from you!” and Then we GIVE YOU 23 reasons why we think sex-toys are great, but another 23 reasons why maybe there’s truth in too much of a good thing…“We want factory jobs!”“Adams, Adams, and Ginger Guy.”“The left foot gotta know what the right foot do.”#JamesVarneyCurry