Listen up you wage-slaves! The JERKS are talkin’ about, what else?, running H for District 12 State Senate on a platform of whiskey boots, caps on soda (literally), and STROKES FOR ALL!Every Jerk a King,Every Jerk a Ding,You can be a booth babe too.But there’s something a wizard had to say,The JERKS are dangerous fools.“That guy’s tough as nails! He keeps puttin’ smokes out on his ankles!”“I heard you need booth babes!”“I heard you need booth boobs!”“That’s my kickin’ JFK!”#Reminish #BarkNormand #CarpeRectum