Put down those cookies! Put down that butter! We’re talking Presidents’ grand kids!Listen in as the JERK talk about the spit-shine of assassination, pullin’ a Chopra, and how Ugly H discovers his cultural ignorance in real-time!“Ugh, then I’ll have to get down and kiss Tweed Roosevelt’s suede shoes.”“He’s always talking about butt-play & butt-things.”#PortoPottyKills