Get your inflated hog testes, bags of bees, and tank chocolate cuz this one’s going after the General Master!It’s the frontier you Roseanne’s and Tony Custer’s and it’s time to go door to door with Christmas carols, holiday cheer, and of course… Filipino dongings.“Pa Ingalls doesn’t part with his hog testicles easily.”“Church was the Internet of the frontier.”#GenerationWestern