We hope you are all staying responsible and safe during this bonkers time of distress. AND, for all of those that are hoarding TP, we hope you get “white lung.”

Hey there man,

I’m Corony Tony,

Ask me ‘bout Co-One-Nine,

I ask for more bologna.

That’s the meat,

With the Italian name,

You ask me where I’m from,

I must refrain.

Because, I’m a man,

Of no place,

Whether is Wuhan, China,

Or outer-space.

‘Cause all I see is a tower of dreams,

And a pair of white butt-cheeks,

Needing Cream in-betweens.

“Different elements of medical.”

#BickleyWarren