If you don’t like this one, we’ll send you to the moon. Oh, not bothered by that? Well heed these little new-found factoids you swirlys; perhaps you’ll reconsider:

1. The Moon is the new Australia.

2. The Moon is hollow and full of pedophiles.

3. JFK is on the moon bare-knuckle boxing those pedophiles.

4. Kevin Spacey is pitching a sitcom up there.

5. JFK has a snake bottom.

Still wanna go?.. That’s what we thought. Now go melt a cherry chap-stick and throw it on ya motha!

“am I a jorts man?”

#HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye! #HenningBomaye!!!