Jake and Josh Podcast

Jake and Josh

The Illegitimate Intellectuals Comedy Podcast
The podcast nobody needs, but everyone wants! Experts in chip and dip ratios, songs that make you cry, and wilderness survival. Our goal is to give you a midweek break from all the seriousness that goes on in our lives. A little Bump for your Hump Day!
Episode 8 - Story Time With Jake & Josh
Want to hear some great stories that will make your heart happy, confused, and maybe a little mad? This is the episode for you. A baby duck saga, how Jake crashed his teacher's wedding, and so much more nonsense. Thanks for listening!
Jul 27, 2022
37 min
Episode 7 - Fat People Are Funnier & A Really Sad Cereal Box Rabbit
It's late and don't want to write a whole description. Issa gud 1 tho.
Jul 13, 2022
57 min
Episode 6 - Is Batman A Ninja?
Our deepest apologies for the 2 week absence! But we're BACK! And we got a heater of an episode. Solving the mystery of the difference between trash and garbage. What came first? Orange the color or the fruit? And we were feeling just so fruity this episode that we decided to rank the Top 10 fruits! Is banana number 1? Well of course not but tune in to see what is! 
Jul 6, 2022
49 min
Episode 5 - Mustache Marriages & Skydiving Cannonballs
Listeners, listen up! Good life advice is hard to come by these days. So we're here this week to give you the best advice possible with real questions from you. Yes, YOU! And not only are we gonna advise you what to do, we're also going to caution you against some psychopathic traits. And you absolutely can de-become a psychopath. Enjoy another mid-week break, another Bump for your Hump Day, and maybe even learn something. Just kidding! You ARE going to learn something.
Jun 15, 2022
44 min
Episode 4 - Lip Bangs & The Audacity of Bees
Feeling bad about your grades from high school English class? Turns out our teachers make us feel bad because they don't know how to spell either. And sorry parents, but your timing for questions needs just a little more awareness. We love you though! And listen in to find out why bees deserve way more hate than they've been receiving. 
Jun 8, 2022
43 min
Episode 3 - What The Government Isn't Telling You About Guac!
Today, we have possibly our most controversial episode yet! Should you dip your quesadilla in applesauce? Should you eat your watermelon with mustard? Maybe both! But we find out that the "one small step for man" was never actually a 'step' and just a guy named Neil throwing his boot. Then Top 10 returns for the ranking of the best condiments!
Jun 1, 2022
47 min
Episode 2 - Grandpa's Short-Term Lunch Memory & A Mr. Tumnus Origin Story
The doubters doubted, but the podcasters podcasted. Starting off with Where's The Line? where we differentiate play fighting and becoming physically aggressive. Then reveal the uneasy truth about a certain half man half goat from our childhood. And finally laugh along while we hate on things that didn't do anything to deserve it. Bringing y’all another Bump for your Hump Day. We love our listeners!
May 25, 2022
52 min
Episode 1 - Babies Cartwheeling & The Reason Jay Z Cheated On Beyonce
In our very first episode, we give you the best training method for your cartwheeling babies and determine that people that put their dogs in strollers wish they were cats. To finish it off, we share the Top 10 karaoke songs ever! Even if you're an introvert, we got a song for you.  
May 18, 2022
49 min