How do you open a portal to Hell? Would there be a winged Satan baby flying around? Would a goat man hump wildly in front of world leaders? If you answered 'yes' to these questions, then you're ready for the Gotthard Tunnel Opening Ceremony. This week we had a party 'cast in which Garrett, Jules, and Scott joined our hosts to witness the infamous ceremony for Switzerland's Gotthard Base Tunnel, a strange theatrical performance full of odd imagery, goat drama, and a bunch of great asses.