Are you ready for some bulbous-headed feral children? Are they alive, are they ghosts, or are they just looking for love? This week we talk about the Melon Heads, a midwestern urban legend. We are joined by friend of the podcast Laurel, who helps us figure out what is going on with these weird little children. We also pitch a cryptid-based fighting game, a crossover spectacular between My Little Pony and everyone's favorite segway-riding mall cop. Also, tinder profiles for Melon Heads!