Last week the world was warned to prepare for the end. The planet would be no more. Religious fanatics had once again predicted the final chapter in the history of humankind. It was to happen today. And they even told us how the end would occur. According to these screwballs, Planet X, aka Nibiru would come crashing into earth fulfilling a prophecy in the Book of Revelations. And if you wanted to be saved, you had to accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior. If you were in God's good graces, you'd be good to go. Raptured, that is. If not, you'd be toast with all the other heathens, nonbelievers and the faithless. Well, as you can see, there ain't even a cloud in the sky today, let alone a rogue planet headed this way.