Fake News Alert: Satellite surveillance video shows a slow-moving mass of horrid brown colored creatures on the move. Frenzied Fox and Friends reporters are warning U.S. citizens that hungry Honduran zombies are headed this way. Determined to keep America safe, Donald Trump has authorized the National Guard to defend the border if the Mexican government can't, or won't stop them. Mexican authorities say they're doing all they can to slow the progress of thousands of infected migrants determined to breach U.S. security barriers. President Enrique Pena Nieto has ordered his military to kill on sight (KOS), but as in any zombie movie, nothing short of a bullet to the head will be effective. So please, don't take this post lightly. Remember, this is a Fake News Alert!