"Oh, welcome back. Where were you?" ... "Honoring a memory."

Brian, Ethan and their guest Josh pull on their jumpers and head back to boarding school to watch the season 1 finale of Netflix's The Umbrella Academy, titled "The White Violin". Highlights include three non-emo (or closeted emo?) boys trying to make sense of My Chemical Romance, a congenial debate over whether or not a monkey is a professor, and discussion of the show's colorful, misshapen cast of characters including Kristen White Wig, Yung John Goodman, and Mary J. Blige. Oh, and apparently there's some sort of Yiddish conspiracy going on? How do we get in on that?