Ironing out the Kinks
Ironing out the Kinks
Luke & Chelsea
I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58
53 minutes Posted Oct 11, 2025 at 8:15 am.
0:00
53:23
Download MP3
Show notes
From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame.
Inside:– A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses– A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag– An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy– A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E)– A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat– Emotional dilemmas including: → Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how? → Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off? → What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?