There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed.Inside:– A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut– A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys– A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right?– A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed– A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms– A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake– And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseatAlso: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.