<p>need a haircut but I can only cut it when there's a full moon &nbsp;</p>

If you send in your problems we will give you advice. we have an e-mail but I can’t remember what it is. I think we say it on an early episode (our early episodes are behind a paywall because our friend Levi was always coming on and saying horrific slurs which would shock the conscience of our listeners.) so if you pay the $5 or whatever and listen to it and find the email you can send in your problems and we’ll tell you what to do. Or you can not do that and you can deal with it yourself, but if your life has led you here I think it’s safe to say you’re not too good at calling your own shots.