She just took a DNA test. Turns out.. Yup. You guessed it. 100% That French Bitch. 

Join us in the thrilling, lust filled, awkward pronunciating, nun snatching, adventures of none other than the infamous Julie D'Aubigny. Never heard of her? Well, buckle up buttercup, because she's now our queen. 

Bi, Clever, And Wants Some Damn Pants.