Sorry to bring you a shorter-than-usual episode but hey: No racism in this one! That's the trade-off you get, because happily we didn't have to unpack the history of slavery in this one. Just relax and enjoy 40 minutes of us describing in detail what a dipshit moron Zak Bagans is.

58 - Lizzie Borden House

Do you ironically enjoy watching the hit Travel Channel ghost hunting reality show, "Ghost Adventures," because it is SO BAD that it's good? If you answered "yes," then you're in good company because so do we! Every show we review an episode of Ghost Adventures that we *literally* just watched, ripping it apart bit by bit--whether its the fake science, Zak's outfits, or shitty reenactments, there is a LOT of material to cover. Won't you join us for the fun?