In this very special holiday episode, Infinity License sherpas you through the art of owning your conservative family members. You won’t be able to pincer your relatives with pure wit like an English public schoolboy, but you will be able to get drunk in good conscience.ARGUMENTS YOU WILL HEAR:Spoiled NFL players are disrespecting the militaryThe US is the most highly taxed nation in the worldObamacare is failingWe can’t afford your hippie public programsThe one who REALLY colluded with Russia was KillaryWe shouldn’t support the greedy foreigners of Puerto RicoThe liberal media is waging a war on men