You've seen tier rankings for classics and their first lines, now get ready for a battle of who shall get the last laugh. In this first episode of two parts, I dive into the last lines and endings of Dark Academia classics like The Secret History, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Perfume etc. and confer judgement according to 5 tiers: Let This Be My Epitaph, Infamous and Iconic, Cut Above the Rest, Thanks for Sharing, and Literally a Dead End. ⌚Timestamps for the books:  The Secret History The Picture of Dorian Gray Perfume Carmilla The Great Gatsby 💌 Deliver your message via ravens or:  Email: [email protected] Instagram:https://instagram.com/infamous_lastwords/💜 From the Morrigan:I totally didn't expect this episode to get this long … which was meant as a 15 minutes episode at most. But I vastly overestimated my ability to record concisely and edit efficiently... Nonetheless, thank you so much if you listened until the end. Firstborns always take the longest to birth; all technical issues are mine and hopefully the next part will be easier.