President Trump signed an executive order threatening to ban TikTok in 45 days. (TikTok is like “...excuse me??”) The unemployment rate dropped in the US! Which is good! But the number of jobs added is...not ideal. “A League of Their Own” is being made into a TV show! Which is very GOOD. Kylie Jenner showed up in Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s new music video and the internet is feeling some type of way about it. And there’s going to be a US version of the Eurovision Song Contest next year, so place your bets on which state wins it all now!