Taylor Swift’s new album is a cottagecore dream that has a song that may or may not be extremely queer. (Casey: “VERY MUCH MAY.”) The US hit 4 million coronavirus deaths and the GOP is canceling the in-person part of its convention. The CDC’s new guidelines for opening schools are just “do it.” And our favorite advice-give Stephen LaConte is back with us to dispense more wisdom to you, the listeners.