Rihanna. Weird childhood birthday party stories. Airplane. Most importantly, how Mean Girls changed our lives.

Cori and April have been BFFs since the tender age of eight, but haven’t figured out life as twenty-somethings in Alabama. Maybe it’s the crappy education? Maybe it’s the heat? Maybe it’s that no one has anything figured out and we’re all just hurling through space and time pointlessly awaiting the world’s inevitable demise? The point is that they are not sure who they are, and you get to hear about it. Put them in your ear holes, and maybe help out? Like, we’re open to suggestions.