This week we return to the 1996 “Bachelor Book” magazine. Robert is killing it in “the biz,” and looking for a woman who enjoys perfectly average men. Watch out for Robin. Turns out he’s super sketchy. <a href= "https://smile.amazon.com/Tinder-Profile-Poetry-Marissa-McCool/dp/1671355040/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=tinder+poetry&qid=1590345162&sr=8-1"> Tinder Profile Poetry by Marissa Alexa McCool</a> - I remembered the link! <a href= "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbYRT1BysAQ">Rock Me Sexy Jesus</a> Check out our other shows and side hustles at <a href= "https://www.delightfulbitchcraft.com/">delightfulbitchcraft.com</a>! Follow us on the social medias @datemepod <a href="https://www.facebook.com/datemepod/">Facebook</a> <a href="http://instagram.com/datemepod">Instagram</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/datemepod">Twitter</a>  Thanks a million to our friend Natalie Boh for her awesome theme music.  Thanks to Rich Lyons for his excellent editing.

5 - Ken & Vern

Listen to co-hosts Ami & Amy read dating ads from the past and tear them the f*ck apart. No potential suitor is safe from the clutches of these delightful bitches.