In this episode: pronunciation, holidays explained, reunion magic, La Scarola, mediocre hugs, saying it out loud, no apostrophes in holiday cards, abnegating, Today in Yiddish, broigus, dating outside the box, Suki on the loose, chicken fashion, sports news, a very exclusive gold course, The Golden Bachelor, Housewives Swap, #RHOP, #RHOM, #SeekingSisterWife, the smartest polygamist ever, tinted youthful lip replenisher, Today in College Facebook Parenting, the Best Quiz Show Ever--kind of--and local goldfish drama.