In this episode: point of clarification: misleading mini cone guidance, bad science, 'lil disappointments, national redhead day, honeycrisps, a far too deep pen dive, the dangers of PFAs, Ūber bait and switch, open channel listening, fjord fording, Today in Yiddish, thief hat-burning, a Diddy party, Eminem, a remarkable Bloodhound, "adult" activists, FYI: all they do is long snap, the tallest guy on the court, hobby bike follies, discretion and valor, This Week in College Facebook Parenting, surprised tippiness on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, MomTok and Secret Lives, beat-boxing over Oprah, local river drama, and The Best Quiz Show Ever.