A woman who responds with ‘I’m fine’ after being asked what’s wrong —really isn’t fine. And when she tells you ‘nothing’ for the second time, you can bet that this silent treatment she’s giving you isn’t over nothing. Now if you’re a man reading this, we don’t expect you to have it all down from the get-go. Your struggle to decode us, our texts, our conversations, our behaviour, our social cues will not be in vain. But take it from us when we say, you’ll need a pen and notepad for this one, because you’re in for a full session of women speak 101.