In An Ice Wine Christmas, Camila (Roselyn Sanchez) takes over an ice wine vineyard and falls in love with Declan (Lyriq Bent). Philadelphia! Diners! The Pennsylvania Wine Trail! Christian Mingle! Infomercials! Dickens! Christmas movie montages! Jukebox musicals! Elizabeth anthropomorphizes her artificial Christmas tree! Matt’s primary note is about a coat!

Poinsettias For Christmas: What’s The Poinsettia? (ft. Alana and Augie Pennino)

Welcome to Husband And Wifetime, a podcast in which spouses Elizabeth Blickle and Matt Caporaletti explore their love of . . . Lifetime movies. They don’t remember the point at which their casual pastime developed into a full-blown obsession (classic made-for-tv amnesia), but it was sometime before Lifetime movies cropped up in their wedding vows and the best man’s and maid-of-honor’s toasts. Please join Elizabeth and Matt as they: (1) breakdown the breakdowns, histrionics, perilous online dates, fatal honeymoons, silly sex scenes, and implausible plots (2) try to answer the age-old questions: Why are Lifetime movies often set in a Philadelphia that looks an awful lot like a soundstage in Canada? Is this a better title than a movie? Is it medically possible for a teenage girl to be impregnated by two different boys at the same time? Can a nosy, supportive best friend survive until the final credits? (3) delight in unhinged doctors, effervescent personal shoppers, lustful pilots, overzealous physical trainers and party planners and wedding guests and contractors, middle-aged catfishes, misbehaving teens, meddlesome realtors, deranged strippers, and all the other usual Lifetime suspects