Hoooly cats, y'all. This one's a doozie. We just got done talking to Samantha Monroe.

Samantha has been stripping for nine years. She told us about runnin' scams, seducin' dads, and all sorts of shit in between. She told us her fake backstory, as well as the secrets to taking a stripper home (hint: it's gonna cost ya).

Listen in and take notes! Maybe you'll leave the club with a few bills and a supermodel. Probably not. Definitely not.

<3