“Allison and I have half a million dollars riding on our friendship.” 9:05 “I was kind of a dirt bag before I met Allison.” 27:58 "On being interested in Marc Maron: “His name is Marc, my father’s name is Marc. It’s spelled the same way. He’s a recovering addict. My Dad’s a recovering addict.” 29:50 "You should have sex with famous people. Just don't get emotionally involved." 33:00 “If a famous man turns out to be bad he raped 30 people, if a famous woman turns out to be bad she was rude to you on twitter one time.” 40:40 “It’s never gonna to be perfect. So just do it.” 42:45 “You need to have stuff to show for yourself. You need to be like, this is what I’m doing. This is my thing.” 59:20 "If you look like me, you’re not fat." 1:02:40 "There are a lot of YouTubers that don’t take a stance on anything and I find that very boring. Black Lives Matter shit is going on and they’re tweeting about their cinnamon challenge video. I understand that that’s your brand and your thing is not to be controversial at all, but fuck you." 1:32:25 On non-monogamy: "People don’t extend other people the same complexity they extend themselves. So they’re like, I could love my girlfriend and sleep with someone else, but there’s no way she could do that." 1:48:35 "OK I’ll never work at Buzzfeed again. OK whatever, there are 400 other sites." 2:05:40 On Allison: "She’s a puppet master. She has more control over all of us than we will ever know." Thank you to Gaby for a great conversation.  Our socials: YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/justbetweenusshow   Instagram https://www.instagram.com/gabyroad/ https://www.instagram.com/igorpix/   Twitter https://twitter.com/gabydunn https://twitter.com/igorhiller   My email: [email protected]   Theme song: Vocals: MACK - https://www.instagram.com/mackandgold/ Mix: Dan Gerbang - https://www.instagram.com/dangerbang/ Writer: Igor Hiller   Cover art by George Hilton III: http://georgiecreates.tumblr.com/ Cover design by Eve Survilo: http://www.evesurvilo.com/   If this podcast made you feel feels feelings, please rate and review it on iTunes. It’s a quick, free way to help me grow. I am not so tall. Thank you for listening! I always wanted a podcast, and now I have one. I should have started this earlier.