Previously on… 

Cynthia talked shit to someone about Nene, and that person recorded it. 

Porsha and Dennis are trying to work things out. 

The Kenya proposal ruining thing. 

Nene shows up on the trip. 

ACT ONE

Picking back up from the proposal conversation. I don’t understand what Kenya’s intention was. There is no way she didn’t choose to try to create a moment over her friendship with Cynthia. Porsha thinks it was beautiful. 

Ok… we need to talk about this proposal. It was a mess. I don’t want you to think I’m shitting all over Cynthia’s happiness but… what was that?! First he pretends he’s going to propose, then says nevermind, then the kids hand him a bottle, that bottle has a question mark scotch taped to it, then the girls bring together a mirror that’s in pieces… no. Additionally, if it’s the opening of her wine cellar, let that be about her boring wine cellar and not about you proposing. Also don’t propose in front of other people, that’s weird… 

**funny** ok then tanya says ‘i’m SOARRY i missed it.’ I feel like I JUST learned that Tanya is canadian and now she’s playing up the accent. 

**funny** then porsha goes oh right you weren’t there!!! Which is so sad but true… Tanya is really growing on me but she’s this goody two shoes high energy sign my yearbook type girl that most people don’t notice. 

Nene says me not being there felt weird, but that’s out of my control, I wish it was different. 

Kenya reminds us she’s the only one who is really on decent terms with Nene right now. 

KING AND QUEEN SHOWCASE

This showcase is very cool, and so unexpected for Toronto! The whole cast seems into it too which is nice to see. 

They check into the hotel. Tanya says ‘go OOT’ for the day. I swear she’s just doing this now! 

Nene, Marlo, Kandi, and Yoonna chat in the hotel room. They talk about Kenya ruining the moment for Cynthia. Nene asks, does she know she ruined Marlo’s moment? All of this leads to the recording question. None of the women know, Nene chews her chips obnoxiously making horrible faces. That’s all she does. 

Nene calls Yovanna something like..shojanna?? And then Marlo corrects her Shavonna. Not her name… also whyyy is she here on this trip?! 

Tanya shows up. 

Ok now they start talking about HOW did nene’s letter to cynthia make it B. Scott. I forgot about this! Nene claims that she has no relationship with B Scott and would never hand over the letter. The other mystery this season is how did the card get to the blog?? All Nene knows is that Cynthia said her card went missing for a period of time. Hmmm…! 

Cynthia calls the hot dog king on the phone. Kandy calls Todd in black lips which is where… 

Tanya: “Thank god I ate arugula for a week. Now I can try these costumes on!” 

COSTUME TRIALS

I have to say I like how excited the cast is about all this because when they arrived, remember Tanya talked to them all in the lobby and they all looked over it already. 

Eva says she wont be there because she has a charity event. Boooo why are you here thennn. Don’t pull a denise now missing out on main events, because that’s what’s getting her in trouble on RHOBH. 

Cynthia reminds us that the snake is probably in this room. Why does this story feel like a mislead? Normally when things go on for this long it’s because there is no real answer. We would have heard it by now. 

Nene says she has to leave in the morning because she’s hosting a comedy show in the morning. Nene calls Eva over to talk to her. I love how Nene beckons Eva over, the pregnant lady, when she could walk over to herself. But of course Eva is like SURE!! And rushes over. 

ACT TWO

Nene wants to own her part in things, as everyone stands around and listens. Eva says they were building something good, and Eva felt betrayed that Nene had a whole convo with her while she had a mic on. And then she was upset Nene didn’t own up to it at the reunion. Oh I forgot all this stuff… yeah that’s really shitty of Nene. 

Nene tells us she came to canada because she used to have a sisterhood with these girls. Iiii don’t buy it for a minute. She feels excluded and feels obligated to hash it out. This doesn’t feel genuine. 

The best part is all these women talk a big game about Nene but everyone wants to get closer to her so they’ll accept anything she gives them. 

THE CN TOWER

Tanya wants to strap everyone to the side of a tower or something? 

So while they wait to go up, they talk about Nene and Eva making up but in separate groups. Kenya asks Eva if it was sincere, Eva said she couldn’ tell because she had sunglasses on. Kenya thinks Nene has no choice because she’s alone on an island. Which is so true. I love this checklist of people she has made up with. 

Nene and Eva stay back while everyone else suits up. I still don’t understand what they’re doing so let’s see… 

ACT THREE

The women walk out onto the tower. It is hiiiigh. Seeing Cynthia panic is kind of funny. “I don’t like thissssss….” Are they going to jump?? 

The woman who is leading this expedition is SO over the top but also sounds exactly like Tanya… 

Back inside Eva asks Nene if she’s going to have conversations with anyone else. Nene says she’s open to having some sort of conversation with Porsha. Her issue was she was a big sister to Porsha but never got that energy back. Then the closet thing happened, Nene hate texted Porsha, Porsha put it on social media. Nene is pissed about that. 

Nene is wrong for this… it’s totally fair game. Nene then says that porsha was fat before she got pregnant so she wasn’t fat shaming her. Nene is being such an asshole. She’s reminding me a lot of Teresa. Super arrogant and doubling down. 

In this moment i I realize fully that Nene really has no intention of pursuing a long term friendship with Eva. If she was really on this kick of wanting to do better and get back in with the circle, she wouldn’t double down on calling Porsha fat. That’s some high school shit. 

ACT FOUR

In the bus, they tell Yovanna she needs nair. This is literally why she is on this trip. Apparently when she put on her bikini they saw she was hairy. Porsha: It’s ok that’s why it goes tehre!! 

Porsha is getting her make up done and there’s a knock, she’s got flowers. GUYS FLOWERS ON VACATION IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!! I say this every show!! You just have to leave them behind in the next day or two!! 

Ugh dennis had a note with it that said dog gone it, I’m sorry. Porsha tells her sister that he’s threatened to pull up in canada. 

Meanwhile cutting to Tanya greeting her fiance. ...I thought she was married? I’ve never seen this guy before. 

Her fiance shows up and Dennis walks in with him. I kind of love Tanya’s reaction. She collapses to the ground and says “that’s the spiiirittttt.’ 

Ugh dennis sits down and pulls the ring OUT OF HIS HOODIE POCKET. NO. So Tanya is really really excited about these to get back together. Like Married to medicine levels, getting too involved in each other’s relationship levels… 

ACT FIVE

So they all get in a bus and Kenya does an impression of Tanya that is…. Spot on. Nene refuses to laugh. Nene is also wearing silk which I think is going to get super wrinkled on the bus. 

Porsha does an impression of Cynthia. Wow impersonations are really doing the rounds on these shows. 

Eva does an impression of Yovanna but the bus is moving! Sit down Eva!! 

Yovanna’s impression of porsha and everyone’s reaction… i almost spit out my water. Porsha: so all i do is ask for chicken all the time? Yovanna: you ask for food all the time. 

So they enter the party and porsha says… 

Amazing. Then Tanya’s fiance comes, everyone cheers, and Porsha, Kenya, and Kandi split off to get a drink. Porsha asks the bartender… 

CLIP

The three start talking about the recording. Porsha: have we cancelled out yovanne? Does anyone know her name?! 

They still have their eyes set on Yovanna, so they’re going to try to get her to crack. 

ACT SIX

I just want to point out that… they could have figured this out by now. I guess Cynthia has talked so much crap to so many people that she can’t even remember who she could have possibly said it to. Also why are we so sure it was someone in this immediate group? 

The confront Yovanna and she immediately knows something is up. 

Back at teh table, Cynthia thanks Nene for the letter. This felt awkward… and not enough words… and then Nene referencing blocking Cynthia after Cynthia blocked her first. There feels like there is no affection here. 

Back at the bar… Yovanna says there is a lot of foo foo going on. Everyone is talking about being real but no one is. Porsha has no time for this girl but she’s humoring her. Porsha asks Yovanna if she was the one who did the recording, Yovanna says no, but it’s someone in the circle, and she won’t speak on who it is. Porsha tells Yovanna she’s fake for not saying something. 

I guess I missed that this was Tanya’s entire family and friends at this party. Why haven’t we seen any of them? 

EWWW speaking of snakes!! Dennis shows up worming his way through the crowd. Wowww that was slapped together! He walks up, they hug, he proposes! Wow that caught me by surprise. 

Next week we have carnivale finally, and then a huge blow out where it looks like once again nene gets physical with someone and ends up charging down a hall. Watch your backs cameramen!! 

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