Uh... yea, you are! The Mueller Report is here and it's BONKERS—even with all the redactions! So will Democrats finally impeach the motherf*cker? Plus, Byford might be going bye-bye. After congestion pricing, NJ is big mad, and they want NY to sleep with the fishes or whatever. Bernie, you in trouble, bro! And more "crazy sh*t" from Mueller's 448-page Trump novela.