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<p>Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer <a href="https://twitter.com/thecaitlinrose" rel="noopener" target="_blank">Madame Rose</a> to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties. During their consultation they cover everything from the sexiest Aquarius (Burt Reynolds) to the trashiest Gemini (too many to list) to the dreamiest Capricorn (Jim Carrey, MTV VMA&#8217;s 1999).  </p>
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<p>To view the full episode notes, <a href="https://hottminute.com/episodes/all-around-the-zodiac-wheel-with-madame-rose">visit the Hott Minute site</a>.</p>
<p><p> In summation:<br />
Aquarius: Put a Pinkie in a boo-Boo<br />
Pisces: Lovely, Dreamy Spineless<br />
Aries: There&#8217;s Power in Here</p>
<p>Taurus: Stubborn &#038; Lazy<br />
Gemini: Trash<br />
Cancer: Barbara Bush Daddy Issues</p>
<p>Leo: Please Validate Me, Most Fuckable Sign<br />
Virgo:  Get. Shit. Done.<br />
Libra: The Catty Man of the Zodiac (Trash But Good God You&#8217;re Pretty)</p>
<p>Scorpio: Eat a Pizza Off Me, John Candy<br />
Sagitarrius: I&#8217;m purple, I love Pizza and Art<br />
Capricorn: The Old Man
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<p class="grey">Artwork by <a href="http://ibother.me/" target="_blank">Elizabeth Williams</a><br />BG Music by <a href="http://uprighttrexmusic.com" target="_blank">Upright T-Rex Music</a></p>
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