Jess catches up with our favorite yachtie — Below Deck Med's Colin Macy O’Toole — to get his hot takes on this hot mess of a season. We mention it all, including Captain Sandy’s “cameo” where she speculates that Malia is gay, deckhand Rob Westergaard making his way through the Bravo world trying to date Jess, Madison (Below Deck Sailing Yacht) and lying about “talking to” Hannah Berner (Summer House). We also discuss Captain Lee’s contradiction of Captain Sandy’s statement that according to Maritime Law there cannot be any drugs on board, Colin’s friendships with Carl Radke & Kyle Cooke + the Pump Rules firings. 

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