God, please forgive us. Listeners, please bear with us. We've gone too far this time. Definitely our most NSFW episode, you've been warned.

Pack your bags kids. Weird uncles Saad and Shehr are taking ya'll out to air some dirty laundry. We hit the "Dear Prudence" advice column at Slate Magazine to hear some truly despicable life problems. What's on the menu?

Grandmas reminiscing about their passionate hookups. Three-way relationships. Blind dates with minors. Breaking the friendzone when you're already married. And the most devious of them all: a boy "relieving" himself to..... you'll have to find out.

I can't stress enough, we really went all out this episode. Don't think less of us, and don't mindful of who's around when you listen to this.