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Welcome to the Hot Mess Express! The duration of this ride is about an hour long and your blood alcohol level will be about 1.8 by the time you reach your final stop - rehab. If you have a credit score over 600 and you are no longer on your parent's health insurance then get the f*ck off this train. Your onboard cocktail comes free and you know that sh*t will be a triple. Enjoy the messiest ride of your life!