Look, there are a lot of wild conspiracy theories out there: Pizzagate, chem trails, flat Earth, Sandy Hook was a hoax, some pretty out-there stuff to be sure. However, have you heard that Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining is actually about hot, sexy MINOTAURS? Or that it’s actually subtle peace pipe porn? Or how about the idea that the Shining is actually a letter from Stanley Kubrick to his wife confessing that he filmed the “fake” footage of the first moon landing? Gather ‘round folks, because Room 237 has managed to assemble the nation’s most prolific virgins to weigh in with their revelations on this classic piece of cinema. Joined by special guest, Rhett Anderson, we drunkenly dissect this virgin manifesto, wondering if Tom Cruise is even allowed in a Big & Tall store, try to find answers in baking powder, describe metaphoric dick-sucking in grave detail, and a whole lot more! Heeeeeere’s Johnny!