Welp, it looks like we have a Christmas miracle, everyone: We found the lamest fucking documentary ever made.  That’s right, we watched What Would Jesus Buy? so you don’t have to! Join us as we fly off the fucking rails, becoming bona fide capitalists strictly in spite of this terrible movie, despite its agreeable message. Pour yourself a tall glass of eggnog and vodka (as Jen would make it), kick back, and tune in as we discuss the length of Brokeback Mountain (the book), living in Orange Julius, the shameful lives of poor children, and all those other things that bring you holiday cheer. Oh and also, fuck Morgan Spurlock.