What is love? Is it spending $10,000 on translated emails to a catfish across the world? Is it demanding marriage from a stranger within 20 seconds of meeting them? Is it small(er) pores? This is the eternal question prompted in the 2014 documentary, Love Me and let’s just say that we are further from the answer than ever before. However, that’s not going to stop us from humiliating ourselves by repeatedly saying “THE Ukraine” instead of just “Ukraine,” offending an entire continent with our pathetic Australian “accents,” and getting in an on-air brawl about cubed ham. Stay tuned for Danielle’s ineloquent rant that she drunkenly mistakes for a “manifesto” at the end!