Look, up there on your screen! It's Gal Gadot! It's Chris Pine! It's Kristin Wiig! It's...excruciating! The long-awaited (?) follow-up has burned up the streamwaves, giving DC's #1 heroine a break from all the lightweight crime of an '80s coloring book. Mallrats and fanny packs, beware! You don't need a golden lasso to rope this one in.