'The Lobster' is a dystopian satire about finding love, the lengths to which the lovelorn strive to conform to society, and the sacrifice of identity for companionship. Starring Colin Farrell as an Orwellian sad sack, Yorgos ('Dogtooth') Lanthimos’ first English-language feature seems to have delighted audiences the world over. So why are Drs. D and G still feeling the pain? Reel it in here...