The Great Hollyoaks Laptop Heist is a major bust, leaving Felix, Warren, and Brad looking for a scapegoat. Meanwhile, Trish’s dance school opening is a major flop, will Trish take the blame herself or use Maxine or Leah as her scapegoat? Neglected and dejected, Romeo and Mercedes have a shag... and Cher the Troll doesn’t understand how to use the word “scapegoat.” 

We break it down this week and we reveal the stories we’d like to retcon! Plus, who will we crown the lauded Hollyblokes Star of the Week? Owen Warner (Romeo)? Richard Blackwood (Felix)? Ki Griffin (Ripley)? Elá-May Melek Demircan (Leah)?