I&apos;m in the running for Offensive and Defensive Podcasting Rookie of The Week. I know this one is long, but you gotta put in the work to get extra days off (from work). I do it for us.There ain&apos;t shish yet, but there will be:IGtiktok1:10Happy Birthday MattHappy National Independence Restoration Day5:153-1-1 Day311 the band 11:00C0V*DI9 Day15:35Funeral Director &amp; Mortician Recognition Day37:00Johnny Appleseed Day45:30Fanny Pack Day51:20Soft Outro (psyche out)52:00Debunking DayOUTRO

Happy Birthday MattHappy National Independence Restoration Day5:153-1-1 Day311 the band 11:00C0V*DI9 Day15:35Funeral Director &amp; Mortician Recognition Day37:00Johnny Appleseed Day45:30Fanny Pack Day51:20Soft Outro (psyche out)52:00Debunking DayOUTRO

L. Ron, Was It All Just Sex Magic?

Cheyne Hannegan here at Holiday Adjacent, where the meaningless (National &amp; InternationalDays) find meaning. Like National Quitters Day. So, if you vow to quit not listening to this podcast, this National Quitters Day, I vow to never quit recording until we get some extra holidays. This is the assignment and I am doing the work. Avail your ears to a potential Holiday.