<p>Sickness, stress, poor planning and psychedelia. All in a week's work. </p>

WHY DON'T YOU GET A REAL JOB - "Stay Positive and Love Your Life"

From Canada's East Coast. Drums and more. Your host has studied jazz, toured in an indie band, taught, DJ'd, barista'd, busked, once trained as a "Sales Architect" at a call centre on the advice of a guy who picked him up hitch-hiking. Before that, he was the bassist in a hard rock band for like 2 weeks. He tried smoking a cigarette on stage. It stung his eyes.