Hi, welcome to High Quality Pirates, apparently. After a quick bit of nonsense, Faith heads back out to sea to talk about a medieval thirteen-year quest for murderous revenge on the English channel complete with black ships, red sails, and a "hot-ass redhead" grandma. Next, volume up! Casey dives deep to bring you the creepiest and most unsettling mystery of the ocean as recorded by the NOAA. We also discuss the sensible fear of the open ocean and deep water; no one wants to fuck with the upsweep.