After receiving a strange letter in the mail about a pet squirrel they accidentally ran over in Clint's van five weeks prior, Clint and Austin embark on a road trip to meet the squirrel's owner (who intends to sue): Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Much to our intrepid duo's surprise, The Rock is ready and waiting for them - AND he's willing to rescind the lawsuit... on one condition: Clint and Austin sit through the Uncut, Unrated Edition of Doom (2005). Will our heroes survive the Hell that awaits them on Mars with Sarge and Reaper or are Clint and Austin doomed to indentured servitude to cover The Rock's losses?