It's time for another dive into the Tank as we swim through the murky waters of vegan cheese, "pocket panties," a wine ~valise, and something to solve a problem we now know as "NFO." Also: a quick review of Blue Land cleaning products from Chummy friend Brian, and a flashback to one of our favorite lock-related mishaps of all time.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.