In a groundbreaking preview episode to the podcasting universe, Jeffrey, James, Michael, and Brett (in no particular order) choose a name for themselves. Along the way, they discuss the names of other podcasts, the funding status of NPR, the UN Security Council, becoming Jennette McCurdy (of iCarly fame), Joe Rogan and defying categorization, the perfect pork chop, moving and/or shaking, their favorite pokemon, and the ever-encroaching nature of darkness.

When editing the podcast, Brett discovered that Polysyllabic in fact has 5 syllables, not 3. He's sorry. 

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